Pricing

Free forever.
Or $6.99, once.

There is no subscription, no trial that expires and no account. The free version is the trial — it keeps working indefinitely, with the charger sounds that are the whole point of the app for a lot of people.

Noisy Laptop Pro is one payment. It unlocks every event, every pack and your own sound files, on the Macs you own, with free updates for version 1.

The two of them

What you get

Free

No card

$0

The charger, done properly. Both power triggers with the Classic pack, with no time limit and no prompt to upgrade every time you open it.

  • Charger connected and Charger disconnected
  • Classic pack, all fourteen moments
  • Preview every other pack and sound
  • Menu-bar mute and pause
  • No account, no permissions, no analytics

Noisy Laptop Pro

One-time
$6.99$15
Launch price

Everything the app does. Paid once, not every year — a personal licence for the Macs you own.

  • All 26 events, each with its own sound and volume
  • All 12 packs — 234 clips
  • Your own audio files (m4a, mp3, wav, aiff, caf)
  • Move it between your Macs: deactivate, then activate
  • Free updates for version 1
  • Not happy? Email us and we'll sort it out

Line by line

The full comparison

What is included in the free version of Noisy Laptop and in Noisy Laptop Pro
FreePro
Charger connected and disconnectedIncludedIncluded
The other 24 eventsNot includedIncluded
Classic sound packIncludedIncluded
All 12 sound packs (234 clips)Not includedIncluded
Previewing every sound before you buyIncludedIncluded
Your own audio files as trigger soundsNot includedIncluded
A different sound per triggerNot includedIncluded
Per-trigger volumeNot includedIncluded
Shuffle — a random pack on every plug-inNot includedIncluded
Meeting mode, quiet hours, headphones-onlyIncludedIncluded
Menu-bar mute and pauseIncludedIncluded
Runs without permissions or an accountIncludedIncluded
Time limitNoneNone
Where you can use itThe Macs you ownThe Macs you own

How buying works

A key, not an account

Checkout

Payment is handled by Lemon Squeezy, who are the merchant of record — they take the payment, handle sales tax and VAT wherever you are, and email you the licence key. We never see your card.

Activation

Open the app's License pane, paste the key, press activate. That's the whole setup. The key is stored in your Mac's Keychain, and the app re-checks it occasionally when you're online.

Moving between Macs

It's a personal licence for the Macs you own. Selling one, or setting up a new one? Deactivate from the License pane first, then activate on the other machine.

Offline

Losing your internet connection never locks you out. Only a definite “this key isn't valid” from the licence server removes an activation — a server hiccup or a flight doesn't.

Being straight with you

When the free version is genuinely enough

If what you wanted was a better sound when you plug your MacBook in, the free version does that, with a pack that sounds good, and it will keep doing it. That is a legitimate way to use this app and it isn't a trick.

Pro is worth it when one of these is true:

  • You want a sound for more than the charger — AirPods, waking, battery, Wi-Fi, calls.
  • You want a specific character: the lo-fi one, the laugh track, the arcade one, the other one.
  • You want your own clip in there.
  • You want different sounds on different events rather than one pack across the board.

If none of those apply, keep the free version. It's not going to start asking.

Money questions

What people ask

Is Noisy Laptop free?

The download is free and stays free. Free covers Charger connected and Charger disconnected with the Classic pack — no time limit, no account, no nagging. Pro is a one-time $6.99 for the rest. What's in each.

Is there a free trial of Pro?

There's no timed trial, because the free version is the trial — it keeps working forever rather than expiring. If you buy Pro and it isn't for you, email thisdudestartedsomething@gmail.com and we'll sort it out.

Is it a subscription?

No. Pro is $6.99 once — a personal licence for the Macs you own, with free updates for version 1. No renewal, no account.

Can I use my own sounds?

Yes, with Pro. The app has a My Sounds pane: drop in m4a, mp3, wav, aiff or caf files and they show up in the sound menu for any trigger, alongside the packs. Clips are copied into ~/Library/Application Support/Noisy Laptop/CustomSounds/ and never leave your Mac. More on using your own audio.

How do I uninstall it?

Quit it from the menu bar and drag Noisy Laptop out of Applications. Its settings live in your preferences and your own clips in ~/Library/Application Support/Noisy Laptop/, which you can delete as well. If you have Pro and you're moving to a different Mac, deactivate the key from the License pane first.

Which versions of macOS are supported?

macOS 14 Sonoma or later · Apple Silicon or Intel. It's a universal build, so it runs natively on Apple Silicon and on Intel Macs. There's no version for macOS 13 or earlier.

Everything else is on the FAQ page, and the terms are in the small print.

Try it before you decide.

The free version never expires, and Pro is one click from inside the app.